Monday, October 4, 2010

She's still our little baby

Breaking news!




If you and your lesbian lover ever murdered someone



If you decided to defy society and make babies with your cousin



If you've ever felt the need to have an inappropriate adventure on a boat with a cute, poor boy



If the sight of Harvey Keitel makes you want to pee right where you’re standing







If you’re a brilliant writer who time transforms into Judi Dench



If a bad memory is not something that bothers you






If the family you’ve created is something for which you’d like to take your money back






If not being able to read sucks






And if you’re an unbelievably talented marvel of a human being…



Then HAPPY BIRTHDAY




Kate Winslet








You remembered!!

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