Breaking news!
If you and your lesbian lover ever murdered someone
If you decided to defy society and make babies with your cousin
If you've ever felt the need to have an inappropriate adventure on a boat with a cute, poor boy
If the sight of Harvey Keitel makes you want to pee right where you’re standing
If you’re a brilliant writer who time transforms into Judi Dench
If a bad memory is not something that bothers you
If the family you’ve created is something for which you’d like to take your money back
If not being able to read sucks
And if you’re an unbelievably talented marvel of a human being…
Then HAPPY BIRTHDAY
Kate Winslet
You remembered!!
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